The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ‘English Weather’. Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as ‘Muslim Weather’ (Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi’ite).
I still don’t quite get it, but let me take a stab at it anyway. “Weather” because “sunni” is almost “sunny”, and poking fun at political correctness regarding Islam in the UK, even from the bishop of Canterbury?