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The Bionic Binary


Original YT playout date: 28 April 2008
Duration: 0:30

“Jamie Sommers was Lindsay Wagner, my first TV crush, but hopelessly too old for me as I was, like, nine and she in her thirties. Now Jamie Sommers is 24 year old achingly beautiful Michelle Ryan, and hopelessly too young for me. I’m one of those “”in betweenies”” the Goodies sang about in their old song.

But we have the technology to make the world’s first bionic binary morphy richards mix of the two bionic beauties, and if you look in the middle of this you will find a carefully reconstructed bionic beauty who is not quite Michelle, not quite Lindsay, and yet both at the same time. Is this the real Jamie Sommers? Sometimes when you morph two beautiful people, the mix produces something oddly hideous, but here something strange happened: I actually like my Pygmorphian construct, my Jamieliza Doolittle-Sommers, better than either of the two component actresses! Your mileage may vary, of course, but she ought to do about 200 to the gallon.

All footage belongs to the film companies. Look on if you want to know which ones they are. Mine is only the idea of combining them in this way, in order to end up with one born neither too early, nor too late, for me!”

***Statistics and Credits***
Views at the time added to HTV: 9,765
Likes at the time added to HTV: 23
Dislikes at time added to HTV: 1
Popularity % ” ” ” =L/(L+D): 95.8%
Comments at time added: 7
Total interactions at time added: 31
Total interactions to views 0.3%
Location: In computer
Other people featured: None
Genre: Morph
Music used: Bionic Woman theme tune
Languages used: None
Animals/plants featured: None
Other remarks: The high level of views suggests that the image on the thumbprint, which is a 50% morph of the two bionic women, certainly seems to draw attention. The view duration averages as about 70% of the video which is above average. There’s no gender stat but the geography stat is practically all USA.

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