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Monthly Archives: October 2018

The Bionic Binary


Original YT playout date: 28 April 2008
Duration: 0:30

“Jamie Sommers was Lindsay Wagner, my first TV crush, but hopelessly too old for me as I was, like, nine and she in her thirties. Now Jamie Sommers is 24 year old achingly beautiful Michelle Ryan, and hopelessly too young for me. I’m one of those “”in betweenies”” the Goodies sang about in their old song.

But we have the technology to make the world’s first bionic binary morphy richards mix of the two bionic beauties, and if you look in the middle of this you will find a carefully reconstructed bionic beauty who is not quite Michelle, not quite Lindsay, and yet both at the same time. Is this the real Jamie Sommers? Sometimes when you morph two beautiful people, the mix produces something oddly hideous, but here something strange happened: I actually like my Pygmorphian construct, my Jamieliza Doolittle-Sommers, better than either of the two component actresses! Your mileage may vary, of course, but she ought to do about 200 to the gallon.

All footage belongs to the film companies. Look on imdb.com if you want to know which ones they are. Mine is only the idea of combining them in this way, in order to end up with one born neither too early, nor too late, for me!”
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NTTBS 20th April 2012


Original YT playout date: 28 April 2008
Duration: 2:59:12

“Not The Tommy Boyd Show from Play Two UK.
***PURPLE LANGUAGE WARNING***
If you are easily offended, or even offendable at all, then better not to watch this series of videos. It is for aficionados of the more unbridled style of discourse, and not for young or impressionable ears.


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Huliganov’s Barcelona Experience #4 – Algunas calles en Barcelona bien conocidas


Original YT playout date: 24 April 2008
Duration: 21:39

Some well known streets in Barcelona are covered in this video, which has a sizeable montage of gallery shots to music towards the end reflecting the fantastic atmosphere we witnesses in this city.
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Uncle Davey’s Cyprus #1 Driving to Limassol with Giorgos


Original YT playout date: 22 April 2008
Duration: 16:39

This is the first in the first of two series made in different years about Cyprus. This time I went with CHI and Andrey Andrusiuk and Kasia were also there, whom you have seen here before, the boss flew out to join us, and, liking what he saw, bought us all a couple more days just to faff about down there afterwards.
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Location: Cyprus, Larnaka
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Genre: Travel
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Languages used: English, little Greek
Animals/plants featured: Natural plants by roadside

NTTBS 13th April 2008


Original YT playout date: 21 April 2008
Duration: 3:00:48

Not The Tommy Boyd Show from Play Two UK.
***PURPLE LANGUAGE WARNING***
If you are easily offended, or even offendable at all, then better not to watch this series of videos. It is for aficionados of the more unbridled style of discourse, and not for young or impressionable ears.

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Down By The Sally Gardens with Paddy O ‘Donahue


Original YT playout date: 21 April 2008
Duration: 7:16

He’s back, so he is, after more than a year of non-featuring on this channel. Recently Paddy’s old vids received some enthusiastic feedback so I decided to revive the character. Hope you enjoy.
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NTTBS 6th April 2008


Original YT playout date: 15 April 2008
Duration: 2:52:44

“Not The Tommy Boyd Show from Play Two UK.
***PURPLE LANGUAGE WARNING***
If you are easily offended, or even offendable at all, then better not to watch this series of videos. It is for aficionados of the more unbridled style of discourse, and not for young or impressionable ears.

Those of you who know me from the eclectic group of fans of the talk radio legend Tommy Boyd may be aware from the shrine posts that in response to Stu’s request I agreed to take on the task of youtubecasting the show feeds, which used to be done, and done extremely well, on the channel wwwplayradioukdotcom here on YouTube. Since December, that channel’s owner has not (either wanted to or been able to, I don’t know, but either way he hasn’t) continued. That was a channel entirely dedicated to the show, whereas as agreed in the Tommy Boyd forum my screenings will be on my channel, which has very mixed forms of films on it already and a fairly varied subscriber base. This means I can probably get more exposure for this show than the dedicated channel could, but on the other hand I want to squeeze each show onto a single film, so as not to flood this channel with items which may not be exactly what the bulk of subscribers signed up for.

Hence I purchased PowerDirector 6.0, and this is my very first attempt with it. All I wanted to do is test whether I could actually do it, that is get a three hour feed plus audio off two studio cameras onto a single clip on this channel. If you’re reading this, it worked.

I am aware that there are faults in this test post. First, I’ve managed to squeeze the audio too far. It’s what you might call “”AM”” rather than “”FM”” quality. Actually, make that “”SW””. I also did the picture in picture too small, and the facial expressions of Arron and Jo can’t be seen properly. I also did not do any editing or effects on this, as all it is is a test run, but I want to put it up anyway to let the fans of the show know that it’s on its way, and to get some feedback.

To participate in this show live go to http://stuandmatt.servebeer.com from 7 to 11 pm UK time on Sunday nights.”
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Firebugs and Anemones


Original YT playout date: 15 April 2008
Duration: 5:01

I have made better films and photos of the firebug, which is very frequently found in Warsaw, these ones next to the Warsaw office, on the parking space paving blocks we ourselves unpacked all those years earlier.

Find out the reason for the unusual Polish common name of this insect “tramway”…

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Rant for April


Original YT playout date: 12 April 2008
Duration: 23:21

Another rant about podcasts, and how good they are for people who want to get out and about.
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Thought for the Day by Rev Timothy Crosbeau


Original YT playout date: 12 April 2008
Duration: 2:38

This is the first in a new series by Rev Timothy Crosbeau, an influential cleric with aspirations to become an Archbishop one day. Today he teaches us a valuable lesson about tolerance, and the one exception to the rule of needing to be tolerant to others. Basically there’s nothing so sinful or heinous that we cannot include the people who do it and plan to keep doing it into the clergy, except for failure to be adequately tolerant of me.  (Next time, Rev Crosbeau will give us his considerations on the virtue of broadmindedness).
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Returning from Tczew over local roads


Original YT playout date: 12 April 2008
Duration: 15:12

Driving on roads which nowadays are not used much as the motorways are in place. Malbork is the seat of the templars or Teutonic Knights in Poland, or Prussia, as it then was.
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A Night in Wrocław


Original YT playout date: 12 April 2008
Duration: 15:48

“Which is pretty much what it says it is. This is a bit different because I’m still getting used to the new editing software I bought. The images are too dark, but I don’t get a lot of leeway there – I film when I’ve got free time, and that usually tends to be the evening hours.

Anyway, enjoy the atmosphere of this stroll, meal and also drive in night-time Wroclaw.”
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