After 30 years of marriage a wife says to her husband,

“I am fed up of you watching too much sport on TV, snoring, never doing your share of the housework and not bringing in very much money. And now you’re retiring you can think again if you think you’re going to be under my feet all day. I own the house, you can pack your bags and off you go!”

So he packs his suitcases into the car and as he’s about to drive off she says “And I hope you die a slow and painful death”.

He replies “What, you mean I’m staying after all?”

Judge Stone: A Novel

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Dungeon Crawler Carl: A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure

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Reeves and Starmer are driving along a London street and the car stops at traffic lights next to a shop window, and there are articles of clothing hanging up with price labels on them – a pair of trousers labelled £50, a coat for £45 and a whole suit for £60.

Starmer says “Our policies to reduce the cost of living are obviously working, Rachel! Anybody would be pretty happy to get a suit like that for £60 pounds. I don’t remember prices like that from a tailor in London under the Tories!”.

Reeves replies “Very true, Keir, but that’s not a tailor, I’m afraid.  That’s a dry cleaner.”

Mark of the Fool 10: A Progression Fantasy Epic

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Dear Debbie

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